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Bersekr21
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Bersekr21

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I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can. I can get my hand like four inches into the can but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth. Dec 28, 2017

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      I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can. I can get my hand like four inches into the can but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth.
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    Nov 21, 1998 (Age: 19)
    I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can. I have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside a Pringle can. I can get my hand like four inches into the can but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth but then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can so they all go spilling onto my face. What I'm trying to say is that the diameter of pringle cans are way too small. I'll say it again the diameter of a pringle can is way too small. Two raidiuses of a pringle can is way too small.
    Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get are about the fucking width of your cans. We're not animals! Okay, I've overdone the pringles thing.. Sorry.
    I want to have a daughter, I want to have a daughter. So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands into pringle cans. Yes, I'm still on the pringle cans thing! I will move on, alright?
    But that is priority número uno. I don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body but I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym - irony can be painful.
    That's a Catch-22. Let's do this!
    I went to Chipotle. Got myself a chicken burrito. I went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line the guy tried to wrap the burrito but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out. He still wrapped it I was like, dude you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert you should have told me halfway through! "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here!" Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito. The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
    Within the confines of the tortilla. I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look.
    I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit. I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit. I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit. I wouldn't have got half of it.
    Like, I'm okay with small mistakes if you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork but I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork.

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    Er vi redd for døden?! No! Vi har ikke til hensigt at dø vores senge som gammel mand. Sejr er jo bedre, når det er svært vundet. Valhalla venter os! Fremad, mine brødre! Frem! Frem! FREM!
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